Goodbye, bear week, you were so dear;
we had lots of fun with our theme of bears.
Under the guise of the beast we have no fears
mauling our time until next year’s.
Our next event week is undecided but will likely be more eventful than this one. Still, we had some good times. MonBre bears, xfire bears, lots of beardome.
Thank you all for a successful bear week.
(The Internet) – The Black Coat Network yesterday announced the first-annual annual bear week. Bear week is the celebration of bears and bear culture. Celebrate by making bear puns, learning about bears, and embracing the shadow of the bear in all your travels.
Until the week is over, at which point you will likely just disregard your love for the bear until next year. You jerk.
The reception from the black coats seemed to be warm.
“This is our first official celebratory week,” Vael Victus was quoted as saying. “In the past three hours I have learned so much about bears, that when I got up to go to the bathroom and glanced into the mirror, I saw the reflection of a bear for just one moment.” he took a sip of water. “I expect no less dedication to the spirit of the bear by the black coats.”
“I feel libearated.” said Demi. “This is the first time I have ever truly been in touch with the bear truth that is my animal instinct. It is a victory for all who feel the urge to catch a fish with their bear hands or eat obscene amounts of honey.”
When asked how bear week made her feel, Lily responded “Beary fuzzy inside.”
Bear week will run from August 16th to the 22nd every year.